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The evilest thing on four legs in the galaxy
"Sith pony is here because she's not somewhere else to be right now,"
"You be wondering why we Siths being here. You not be knowing too much about the ways of we, little human girl," she rambled as she idly drug one of her hooves along the ground. "Being one with the Siths, it make perfect sense to you. Carnage it be said, has perfect meaning when you know where to be looking for your logics and all. They being here for the logics. Come join the Sith, and you be getting all the logics too that you can handle!"
"If you be here looking to be joining with the Siths, well that is one thing," she said as she hoisted the discarded spear with the Force, and started rotating it where it floated. "But if you being here is to interrupt us... well then you got reason to be dying. What be saying you, jerky girl?"
"Sith pony be liking your spunk very much, jerky girl! Maybe she be keeping you as her new pet instead of eating you."
"You!" she shouted furiously as she got back onto to her hooves, and vigorously shook her head. "You had the nerve to kick me!? Someone who could crush your skull in on itself without even touching you, and you just kick me like I'm some mangy mutt!?"
"Oh you're lots of fun to play with. What else ya got, little girl? How much spirit have you got?"
"... Most of the time, not really. No..."
"The Dark Side of the Force is horrible,"
"Best be saving yourself while it's still a possibility. I'll be less likely to face consequences if you're not here to be found,"
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