Dear Master Ceel:
Greetings! I am Sith Master, Darth Terace and first off, I would like to congratulate you on running The Jedi Council for nearly ten years now. It's been a good flight so far but, General, we at the Sith Council would implore you: Give up your emergency powers! You may be wondering 'Why would I do that?' Well, the answer may be obvious after this:
1) The Sith Council is willing to buy The Jedi Council for one hundred credits! In the midsts of a Galactic economic depression, that sort of money is hard to come by - imagine the possibilities for you retirement!
2) Once you sign over TJC to us, we will be bulldozing the Temple and replacing it with a branch of DarkSide Spas. As you know, we Sith (particularly we males) take much pride in our grooming habits. DarkSide Spas has been a winner on Korriban and we hope that it will be the same on Naboo!
Thank you for listening! We hope that you'll make the right decision!
With regards,
Darth Terace & The Sith Council
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